Brain transplant? Computer download?

Ever watch the movie Coma? It's been out for what, 20 years now? Isn't life supposed to imitate art?? Where's my fresh cadaver for a brain transplant? With all the techie stuff we're immersed in, I'd give up my fancy laptop, my cell phone, my computerized tomography scans for a simple brain transplant. Angio almost never goes there, so it should work, right? If for whatever reason that idea is not feasible, why can't I just download my thought processes onto a 64GB hard drive? Even if there are some compatibility issues now, I'm sure that in time, they'll be worked out and I can just live through constant blog updates and facebook posts. Either way, FrankenCorrie or Flashdrive Painter, I'd be able to hang with all of you:)