not being able to spell

It's my parents fault. That's right mom and dad, I'm calling YOU both out on this one. I couldn't spell before I went to high school, where I learned to party. I couldn't spell well before I went to college, where I lost most of my brain cells. I couldn't spell before I had children. So, if alcohol, more alcohol, a few other recreational non-alcoholic "beverages", lack of sleep, brain hammering science, pregnancy and the subsequent lack of sanity didn't do it, it has to be your fault that I can NOT and will never be able to spell (or even use spell check properly). Just sayin'.